2011年8月20日星期六

Funny Pick Up Lines for Girls


The dating world is an ever changing scene of constantly mutating norms and rituals. To say it is frustrating would be quite the understatement.

Not to mention, there are those girls that get a genuine kick out of making the entire process as difficult as possible; hence the male's reason for genuine, well justified, dread of rejection. Humor is the best way to disarm the most disciplined sour puss.

As a result, a well timed funny pick up line is usually just what's needed to break the ice. Believe me, in this new millennium, the tried and true old faithful funny pick up lines for girls are just that, old and tried.

Let's get the obvious out the way first. What tickles the marrow of one person's funny bone could grate the very nerve of another individual.

The environment, setting, and present company could never go ignored. These key elements must be considered to ensure that funny pick up line for girls really works. All three elements, the environment, the setting, and the present company, must coordinate like a symphony.

This is a delicate balance. If just one element is out of sync, your success will become extremely questionable at best. Don't be tempted to confuse funny with a snide remark aimed at some apparent unassuming victim. It may just back fire miserably.

There's a lot of funny to be found in our every day lives. Just take note and pay attention. There's inspiration all around you. Don't ever force funny. Attempt to be funny when you feel like being funny. Forcing a funny pick up line will sound exactly like that, forced not funny.

Perhaps you are just not funny, go for witty or well timed sarcasm. Don't be afraid to step out of your comfort zone. That's the motto for being funny. That's the tightly held secret of the funniest among us. Don't be afraid to give your funny line a try. Nothing beats a trial but a failure. Go for it!

One more thing that remains a key ingredient for delivering a successful funny pick up line for girls, this is the ability to confidently and charismatically admit that you are not funny when you flop. Yes, it is possible for a girl to find you attractive and cute doing this, if you do it right. The best comedian takes the time to develop an art form of recovering from a failed funny line. Being funny is, hands down, a gamble.

A successfully delivered well timed funny pick up line for girls is priceless. However, you should be aware of the contributing factors that determine your success. Your environment could never be ignored. A funeral service is not the best place to try out your newest funny pick up line.

Never forget that every girl is unique, so it should be pointless to point out the need to cater your funny pick up line accordingly. Originality is key. Be different. Every girl could use a little break from monotony. Being serious all the time is entirely too draining.








Author: David White

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2011年8月17日星期三

Funny Birthday Cards for Dog Lovers


Dog lovers. They have a dog for reasons other than guarding the house or going hunting. They may let the dog sleep with them. They spend hours with the dog every day. They speak in loving tones to and about their companion. Dog lovers enjoy getting birthday cards that focus on that love. Funny birthday cards for dog lovers are also appreciated. Just imagine what might be contained in the following 7, and you will see what I mean:

1. Funny English Bulldog birthday cards

2. Amusing Jack Russell terrier birthday cards

3. Hilarious Black Labrador birthday cards

4. Droll Dachshund birthday cards

5. Witty French Poodle birthday cards

6. Comical Golden Retriever birthday cards

7. Humorous Saint Bernard birthday cards

Funny English Bulldog birthday cards seem especially appropriate to me. They would be easy to create, with great potential for humor. A photo or sketch of an English Bulldog, fangs protruding beside a long tongue, might include a caption regarding someone being a bit "long in the tooth" these days.

A funny English Bulldog birthday card we found online is a "driver's license" for the recipient's English Bulldog. You can have a "DMV pet license" custom made for the English Bulldog lover. Like an official DMV driver's license of the chosen state, your friend's "DMV pet license" will be a laminated, wallet-sized card. He or she will also receive a matching collar or keychain version.

To order this funny English Bulldog birthday card, you provide a photo and information about the pet. Best of all, you select any "restrictions" you want to have noted. Choices for dogs include things such as no chasing cars and no chasing cats. You can create your DMV pet license at the My Pet DMV website.

DMV pet licenses are not only funny English Bulldog birthday cards, of course. They can be funny birthday cards for any pet lover.

Very funny English Bulldog birthday cards, as well as English Bulldog gifts, are available at The Inky Paw website.

Vivyland also has a collection of funny English Bulldog birthday cards. I was amused by the bulldogs in angel wings! Women will love the female bulldog featured on another, with rollers on her head and cucumber slices on her eyes!

All right. So, there are funny English Bulldog birthday cards. What about other dogs and the dog lovers having birthdays? Are there equally amusing greetings for them?

Yes, of course. First off, any pet owner with a dog, cat, ferret, parrot, rabbit, or other pet would love the DMV pet licenses mentioned above. They make a cute card, and an ongoing identification for the pet.

Funny birthday cards for almost any breed of dog are available at the Inky Paw website. They have all of the dogs named above and more. For Dachshund lovers, Inky Paw offers a birthday card featuring a wiener dog stepping onto a bathroom scale and commenting on the wonder that kibble is a carb!

If you are looking for e-cards to wish your dog lover a happy birthday, you will want to visit the Dog Breedz website. They have dog birthday cards for many breeds, and you can create your own verses - hilarious, cheeky, or romantic. They provide information about each breed, allow you to choose a photo and a skin, and then ask for your message. You don't have to be overly creative to come up with a clever birthday card here.

E-greetings often allow you to use your own photo of that African Basenji, Chinese Shar-Pei, French Poodle, or Irish Setter.

Perhaps the most memorable funny birthday card you could send to a pet lover would be one that you yourself make. Homemade birthday cards show thoughtfulness and effort that can never be captured by a purchased card or free e-cards. Take a few funny photos of the pet - or find funny photos of the same breed. Study the photos for funny human qualities they suggest. Write a few funny words as a caption. Inside your birthday card, you can write funny verses, or simply wish a happy birthday.

Helpful Tip: Belated birthday cards are better than nothing, but try to be timely. A birthday card that arrives on time or early says "I cared enough" much more than a belated card - unless you have an excellent reason for being late.

Disclaimer: The author presents this information for educational purposes only. She is not an employee of any of the merchants mentioned, nor will she receive any compensation if their products are purchased by the reader.








? 2007, Anna Hart. Anna Hart invites you to read more of her articles about birthday cards at http://www.distinctivegiftsandcards.com. Anna has posted additional information on that site about other cards and gifts, too. If you would like to find unique gifts in a rush for a birthday, visit Anna now.


2011年8月12日星期五

Funny T Shirts That Will Get You Noticed


To make someone laugh in these modern times is quite unique. One of the ways that we see people laughing is that they will see very funny slogan written on a funny clothing on a person in the street or in a town centre. The person that would look at the funny clothing might not agree with what's written on the T shirt but they would still laugh because it might be a humorous slogan written on the shirt.

These days funny printed clothing does appeal to everyone from teenagers to adults as it's just asking out for an audience to look at it. If you have a very big family and you gathered together for a family dinner or a party then rather than teenagers getting all dressed up in formal wear teenagers feel much more comfortable in probably jeans, trainers, and a funny T shirt.

Teenagers with a bit of a sense of humour might wear funny clothing to a family dinner that would say something like "Do I Really Need To Be Here" and with a sad unhappy face graphic next to that particular sentence. The teenager wouldn't necessarily feel that way but it's just a bit of fun and humour, and most likely a lot the adults at that family dinner or party would laugh seeing that funny clothing.

Another reason that people would laugh by seeing someone's funny clothing, is that it might remind them of their own character or situation that they might have been in at an earlier stage in their lifetime. What could even happen is that a women might see a funny clothing on a young teenager wearing it, and then laugh and then telling her partner reminding him of her youth.

Funny printed clothes do play a very vital role in our lives, adding laughter, humour, somebody might even cry out of happiness when they would see something out of the blue maybe reminding them of a very special moment that they went through in their lifetime.

When it comes to wearing any kind of funny printed clothing, I reckoned that it's worn equally by girls as well as boys. I personally believe that maybe five to ten years ago more boys were wearing it but nowadays more girls as well as boys do wear funny T shirts on a daily basis.

Any young teenager whether they're still at school, college, or even at university would defiantly have more than one funny T shirt, some even as more than five, and someone would even have as many as eleven and twelve. It's as simple as what people can relate to, and the character and personality that the individual might have.








The writer of this article loves wearing funny t shirts and he loves writing anything to do with funny t shirt.


2011年8月9日星期二

Birthday Cards - Free - Funny - and Happy


Most people enjoy receiving happy birthday cards. When those cards are funny, it can put a big smile in the recipient's day. When they are free, it can put a big smile in the sender's day!

Free, funny, happy birthday cards are plentiful on the Internet. Some sites provide free cards as an incentive to convince you to become a paying member. Others simply provide complimentary cards at no cost. If you are thinking of sending a free, funny, happy birthday card, consider these tips.

Tip #1 - Consider the Recipient's Sense of Humor

Free, funny, happy birthday cards are not always viewed as "funny" by the recipient. Not everyone has the same idea of what is funny and what is not. While you may think a given birthday card is extremely funny, you should stop and think about the recipient before sending it. It may not be funny to him or her. It may even be offensive. If the card is for your grandmother, think about the things that make her laugh. Would she laugh at the birthday card you are about to send? Is the humor her style, or is it brash and edgy even for your generation? The birthday card should be funny to the recipient.

Tip #2 - Consider the Recipient's Interests

Free, funny, happy birthday cards, while being humorous to the recipient, may not appeal to their interests. The goal in sending a birthday card is to make the recipient happy. If the birthday card is a funny joke about ballet dancers, a wrestler may wish you had chosen something more in line with his interests. Take time to think about the person to whom you are sending the birthday card, and about the things that interest that person most.

Tip #3 - Consider the Recipient's Age Sensitivity

In other words, if those free, funny, happy birthday cards mock the old age of a person who is unhappy about getting older, it will be neither funny nor happy. A woman who uses anti-wrinkle cream day and night will not enjoy a birthday card that reminds her of increasing wrinkles. A man who gets Botox injections every 5 months will not appreciate a birthday card that shows a furrowed brow. Some people grow old gracefully. Some do not. Know how the recipient feels about aging and choose a funny birthday card that will not offend those feelings.

Tip #4 - Consider Your Reputation

Some people send funny birthday cards anonymously because they would be ashamed to have people know they were sending smut. Stop and consider your reputation. If you are ashamed to sign your name, you should not send that birthday card. If you would be ashamed to have the recipient learn that it was from you, choose another card. You obviously believe it is not appropriate. Have the courage to do what you know is right.

Tip #5 - Consider Your Friendship's Value

There is nothing wrong with sending birthday cards that are free. You may be unable to afford anything more. If you can afford more, though, think about why you are choosing a free birthday card. Do you care enough to spend a little money? Do you appreciate that person - and value their friendship or their place in the family enough to invest in helping them enjoy the day? Membership at a greeting card website is not expensive, and you gain access to the best of the cards when you invest. Consider your friend or loved one. Is that person worthy of a birthday card that cost you something?

Tip #6 - Consider Being Serious

Finally, think about whether the recipient would rather have a serious, thoughtful birthday card. Many people are afraid to send birthday cards that are serious. They are afraid to express their true feelings toward others. They become uncomfortable with anything that is not funny. Ill-at-ease and lacking in self-confidence, they rely on funny birthday cards. The recipient, however, might treasure a birthday card that expresses your feelings sincerely.

Whatever birthday card you choose to send, make it such that the person celebrating a birthday will sense that you took time to think about him or her.








? 2007, Anna Hart. Anna Hart invites you to read more of her articles about birthday cards at http://www.distinctivegiftsandcards.com. Anna has posted additional information on that site about other cards and gifts. If you would like to find unique gifts in a rush for a birthday, visit Anna now.


2011年8月6日星期六

How to Start Your Funny T-Shirt Company - Learn the Ropes in Just One Weekend - And Make a Fortune


How to Start Your Funny T-shirt Company - Learn The Ropes In Just One Weekend - And Make A Fortune.

Funny t-shirts can be seen everywhere, as almost everyone has at least one funny t-shirt in their closest. Someone once asked me; "Why did you get into the t-shirt business?" I responded, "How Many T-shirts Do You Have?" He could not tell me exactly how many because there were too many to count. The Funny T-shirt business is an excellent way to make money, but can be a very tough industry.

Designs

We have always been committed to bringing our customers the highest quality screen printed funny t-shirts possible. However, when we started out, we had no idea how to design t-shirts and did not know anything about graphics programs. When designing funny tee shirts, you always need to be able to adapt an image to an idea, and this is where I really had problems.

So, I purchased a few clip art programs with funny images that we could use on t-shirts and then added some text and adapted them to our funny ideas. Graphic programs have come a long way in terms of being easy to use, and before long, we had a number of great designs for our Funny Tee website.

Printing

Printing tshirts can be very expensive once you purchase all of the equipment needed. So to start, we did a lot of research on which of our funny t-shirt designs we thought would sell the best and then got in touch with some local t-shirt printers and received some prices. We picked the best printers based on price, lead time to finish the job, and final product and placed an order for about 50 t-shirts.

Selling

Once the tees were received, we started to put our funny tee shirts out on the web. We used sites like eBay, Amazon, Half.com, and a number of others to get our funny message out there. It was not long before we realized that we could start up a very inexpensive website for only about $12.00 a month and a $10.00 domain name.

Once the website was done (we just used one of the templates that came with the website to start), we started to advertise our t-shirts on Google AdWords. In no time, we sold all 50 tshirts and had to order more. We pumped all of the profit that we made into new t-shirts and next time ordered 100.

Pretty soon, we found out that we could put all of our profits into purchasing our own equipment and learning how to print the funny t-shirts ourselves.

Growing

Once we had our equipment, we learned very quickly that anyone can print their own t-shirts after purchasing a How To Print Your Own T-shirts DVD. It does take some time and patience and practice, but anyone can do it. However, pretty soon we realized that our funny t-shirt designs were no longer funny. We had to come up with some more ideas.

To flourish in this business, a novelty t-shirt printer needs to be constantly coming up with new original ideas and promote, promote, promote. Because who really wants to be stuck with 500 t-shirts in their closet that say "Im With Stupid" when that fad has passed?

New funny graphic t-shirts spring up every day. Are you going to be the ones selling them?








Mike Mancini is a t-shirt enthusiast and t-shirt business owner. His website at http://www.DesignerTeez.com offers funny t-shirts referencing Pop Culture, Sports, Movies, TV Shows and more. Subscribe to the Designer Teez newsletter by signing up at http://www.DesignerTeez.com to keep informed of all the new funny t-shirt releases and upcoming items.


2011年8月1日星期一

Looking at Funny T Shirt Printings


Funny t shirt printings can be found anywhere and everyplace. It is a fact that funny t shirt printings are in extremely high requirement and that the are sought after by not simply younger people, but also older people. Yes, even the seniors like to poke fun at things, whether it is their private limitations or even their private philosophy. When you attend such places as the San Francisco airport, you ought not to be amazed to find a shirt that says "The Governator," with a picture of the half man half machine terminator on his bike. Regardless of what the purpose or what is being made fun of, it only contributes to the humor that funny t shirt printings bring. Everyone wants to display these funny things which can certainly lighten up any persons day and really does bring attention to you.

The're even funny t shirt printings that have sayings like, "Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them," along with, "Save the whales! Trade them in for prizes." You have to honestly think to yourself, what do people see in these? We have emerged from a age that society has gotten lighthearted and enjoys to have some fun with either words, public figures and celebrities, or just concepts in the main.

Funny t shirt printings are really humorous. Irrespective of some being offensive, they really do make you laugh, which is the aim of them. Because of this it is no surprise when you discover funny t shirt for kids with such sayings as, "It's not my fault my brother did it!" and " I might be small, but don't let that fool ya, cause I am still the boss." Shirts like these that're for children have shown to be irresistible for parents and have likewise have established to be hot sellers.

The whole concept of funny t shirt printings is to bring humor. With funny t shirt, you can express a humorous statement or just poke fun at someone or something. Funny t shirt printings help people show themselves in a humorous way that ordinarily always effects in getting some type of attention, along with getting a few laughs at it.

Funny t shirt printings were made to release the fun side in people and to allow us to be not so conservative. Funny t shirts are really made for outdoors minded and those with a sense of humor, when they can offend somebody that is not so lighthearted. There are many funny t shirt that're catered primarily towards adults and for good reason. Funny t shirt printings give adults many benefits. One of the biggest advantages of funny t shirt is that they allow us to be funny, goofy and yet still stay an adult at the same time.

It never hurts to get out and released every once in a while. So when you are feeling under the weather or having a stressed time, go find a funny t shirt. They're sure to brighten your day in addition to anyone else who sees you wearing it.








Glenn has been writing articles online for nearly 2 years now. Not only does this author specialize in weight loss,fitness and diet, you can also check out his latest website on kids sleeping bags and bathroom lighting fixtures guide.


2011年7月29日星期五

Funny Baby Videos - Hilarious and Cute


Everyone loves babies. They are so comical and fun to watch. Capturing some of their antic on video has become a favorite past time. Funny baby videos are shown by the media all over the place.

Home Videos

Everyone that has a video camera and a kid has some funny videos. Catching the baby doing something funny and capturing on video has really become an obsession with Americans. These videos are passed around at family gatherings, posted on the World Wide Web for everyone to enjoy and shared with anyone willing to take a peek. They just seem to lighten up everyone's mood. Home videos of funny babies are often brought out at birthday parties and wedding to showcase the silliness of the adult birthday person or the bride or the groom. It has become a favorite activity to show off an adult child's funny videos when the adult child is preparing to have their own child. Usually, it is quite embarrassing to the adult child but does not keep family members from showing it.

On Television

There is an entire show on TV that is dedicated to funny home videos. Half of the videos that are submitted contain funny babies. They are so entertaining that they usually make it into the top ten videos on the show. These videos usually show the baby in the midst of some quirky behavior that just is so funny it has to be shared. A lot of people really enjoy watching the segments that involve the funny baby. A funny baby usually gets very high ratings from TV viewers and audience members and usually winds up winning the cash prize offered by the show for the funniest video submitted.

The Internet

A lot of folks will post their video on the World Wide Web, where it takes on a life of its own. The act may simply be done to share the video with friends and family and it winds up getting millions of hit's a day because it is so funny and complete strangers enjoy watching it. A funny baby video can wind up with almost a cult following, and becomes open to critics opinions. There was recently outrage over a video that was posted by a well known actor where the child used strong language in the video some people were very offended by this, of course the video was posted on the internet where many people have access to it. There was talk of charges by the department of social services against the parent.

A funny baby video is a great way to be entertained. It is also a great way to be embarrassed and could have repercussions.








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2011年7月25日星期一

Free Funny Ecard and Free Funny Ecards


A free funny ecard is a way to brighten someones day whether you are living in the same area or whether you are living far away. Free funny ecards are available through several different websites. Many of these websites will have free funny ecards that are in 3d and have many different types of pictures. A free funny ecard is an opportunity to be encouraging to a friend in a way that will make them laugh. The best part of this process is that it does not cost you a dime. All you need to have is a computer that has Internet and your friends email address.

Once you go to the website, you will get the opportunity to browse free funny ecards. You will be able to select the free funny ecard that you desire to send your friend and then you send it to them by simply clicking a button. Free funny ecards can be anything from a girls night out type of a car all the way to talking moose. It depends on what kind of free funny ecard that you are looking for. You will be able to pick from humorous just thinking of you cards to random blank ones that have a funny front with words that you can write in the middle.

Free funny ecards can also be birthday, anniversary, love, fathers day, mothers day, etc. You can get a free funny ecard for any occasion. The best part is that your free funny ecard will make this special person feel loved from you. Free funny ecards are truly one of the best things that card companies decided to do. Each card can be personalized by you with your own special words. But you also have the opportunity to send one card to a bunch of different people. The whole thing becomes your choice.

Free funny ecards are a great way to build community among friends. Sending a free funny ecard is also a way to reach out to someone that you do not know very well. Free funny ecards are truly an invention that will help and encourage those around you. "Now the God of patience and consolation grant you to be likeminded one toward another according to Christ Jesus." (Romans 15:5) A free funny ecard is something that will help bring you together as a group that needs to be likeminded. Do not be afraid to tell someone that you care about them. You will see the benefits of this.








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2011年7月20日星期三

Why Are Funny Video Clips So Popular?


The one thing that is for sure in this world is that comedy ad things that are funny, silly, or sexy really get people's attention ad stand out in their minds. Why do you think that advertisers use content that is really funny, pretty silly, downright stupid and/or irritating or a bit on the sexy/steamy side? It is because these things really get the viewer's attention and stick in their minds if this material is in the form of a commercial on the radio or television or the internet. The question of why funny video clips are so popular and funny is subjective. What we mean by this is that the reasons people find something funny all depends upon the individual in question.

Think about this topic this way: what you might find pretty funny, say you like watching video clips of people getting pranks or practical jokes pulled on them; someone else might look at and say that is not really that funny. They might feel that what you think is really funny is actually pretty ridiculous to them. This is basically what we mean by the statement that the actual definition of what is funny and what isn't is subjective. We have seen instance of people posting free funny video clips that they really thought were funny, like the aforementioned example of people having pranks pulled on them, only to have people look at these and say that they really were not as funny as the person shooting the video thought it was.

The main reason that funny video clips really are so popular is that they provide a means of escape for a short time. If you are looking for something to get your mind off of whatever is bothering you, mist of the time you will want to watch something funny. This is precisely why there are so many funny videos clips out there on the internet. People are always looking for something that is new and different to watch and to laugh at.

There are so many people that really want to just forget what is bothering them for a little while and have a good laugh. You know what they say about Laughter being the Best Medicine? Well, it turns out that this little bit of wisdom is actually right on the mark when it comes to helping people keep their lives as balanced as they possibly can. This is also part of the reason that so many people are watching free funny video clips online. They simply want something that will help them make their lives a little bit lighter and better. Why do you think that websites like YouTube and its siblings/offshoots are so blessed popular worldwide? It is because people can find just about anything that they are looking for in the way of videos and video clips. You really cannot say enough about what people really think is funny; except that videos are not going to be going anywhere too soon.








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2011年7月17日星期日

Funny SMS - The Reason to Smile


A funny SMS can be sent during any occasion as long the recipients are able to see the funny part of it. You can send it as a birthday message, wedding or as a love message which can be made romantic but with something to laugh about. A funny text can also be just a joke that is meant to bring some lighter moments. You can share it with your friends and loved ones and most people like to exchange such messages during work when the pressure is really high and you want to see people smiling.

Funny messages can be offensive sometimes hence they have to be sent with caution. They can bring a lot of fun in a group but they should be done within limits. Such messages are common among the youth and older people who may not see the funny side of it and may find them offensive. When sending your funny jokes, think carefully about your recipients especially if you are sending to new people you are not used to.

You can find a large collection of funny messages online where you can select the most suitable one to send depending on the occasion since there are those perfect for weddings, birthdays or as love jokes. When planning to ask a girl out, you can get rid of that all serious feel and use a text message that is both funny and sexy. You can also keep your relationship alive by exchanging funny SMS regularly as love messages.

Funny SMS jokes are meant for everyone since humor is one way you can brighten your moods. You can also send a funny message with a gift to your boss as long as you select an appropriate message that is not going to jeopardize the relationship between the two of you. Learning to share funny jokes can change the way you perceive things, be it a boring job or a hard situation at home. Funny messages do not have to be delivered in long and lengthy sentences but a joke can be a short and simple line.








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2011年7月13日星期三

Did you hear the one about the funny quiz that was walking past a graveyard?


Q. My company publishes a monthly employee newsletter. My boss asked me to write a funny quiz. I'm not exactly a stand-up comic. Help!

A. Ah, the funny quiz. Lucky you! It's not often that a company has an official sense of humor that they are willing to display for all to read. This is going to be a great assignment for you!

A funny quiz is typically one where the questions and answers have no real purpose other than to make the quiz taker laugh. Although almost anything goes, there are some taboo subjects. Off hand I'd say that anything that pokes fun at a specific person, or groups of people, as well as anything that's anti-semitic, racial, sexual, political, or religious should be off limits. Remember, what one person thinks is funny can offend someone else. Even seemingly innocuous subjects like "hillbilly" or "redneck" jokes might not be funny to someone who lives in the mountains or the deep South (like I do).

You can think of a funny quiz as a series of one-liners with multiple-choice punch lines. Because you are writing for a company publication you have a built-in "affinity group" as there is bound to be some common subjects that are company related and could be made into something funny.

For example, if you work for a software development company then you might have a question that asks:

What's longer: A CEO's week or a programmer's week?

If you're not laughing then you have never had a programmer tell you that the project will be ready in a week.

You need to walk a fine line even when using subjects like this in your funny quiz. Say that your company just posted a 4th quarter loss because a new software product missed its launch date by a "programmer's week". It doesn't take a rocket scientist to determine that you are about to tick off a lot of people if you add that question to your funny quiz.

Try to avoid wornout jokes or cliches. A funny quiz should be funny, not lame. For example, still on the software train of thought, a question like...

Q. How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None. They don't do hardware.

...is older than the mystery meat in that Tupperware container in the back of the lunchroom refrigerator. No one is going to laugh at that one. No laughing = not a funny quiz!

The best thing to do is to keep an eye out for humorous, safe things to poke fun at and then write a funny quiz question. My advice is to start right now and don't wait until one hour before deadline. The only thing that's less funny than a lame funny quiz is no funny quiz at all!








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2011年7月9日星期六

Your Funny Videos and Entertainment


Are you looking for funny videos and entertainment? There so many of these types of videos on an online social utility networking sites. Social network sites cater to a lot to funny videos to attract more audience and sign ups to their websites. So it is no wonder that this is the place to go if you looking for hilarious and humorous audios and video to watch. From school humor and jokes that are captured on camera by classmates and friends are being uploaded on to their networking sites.

What else is a better way to relax than to watch funny videos and entertainment? A good dose of funny videos for your entertainment can relieve your stress and tensions after a grueling day at work. Simply relax and watch the funniest and most hilarious movie or video from an online social utility networking site and you will feel better. You can watch this humor and funny stuffs from TV network shows but you have to wait for a specific time when they air them.

But with social network sites, you simply log in to your site and you can start watching them. You have to be member of the networking site in order to be able to watch these funny videos. Once a member, you almost anything you want. Not only watching the funniest video they have on their site but you too can upload your funny videos. You may also read and receive humor and funny stuffs that other members of the site have. They are simply sent to on an instant message or you will receive them in your inbox. These things are very common nowadays on the internet.

Finding the best ways of entertaining yourself is one thing that you must have to do in order to have deviation or diversion from your daily routine. It would be a shame if you do not think of humor and funny stuffs like funny videos as your top option. While there are so many ways of getting yourself relax like a walk in the park and singing, a good laughter is one of the best ways to relax. Relaxation through laughter and humor is actually one of the recommended therapies for relaxation and to relive your tensions.

Entertainment is probably the one the favorite pastime for most people. Even my classmates and friends do always watch entertainment shows and videos. And especially the ones that are very easy to access. The easiest to access is the funny videos and entertainment online. On the internet, you will never fun out of sites that have humorous and hilarious stuffs to watch. Some are free, some you need to be a member and some you need to pay as member in order to be able to watch these funniest and humorous video online.

Most people would prefer the free sites where you can watch and entertain yourself. But the ones that are available on the membership social networks are funnier and hilarious. But still that would largely depend on your personal taste. Every individual have their own preferences and likes, so it will always depend on what type and kind of laughter and humor you would watch.

The bottom line is funny videos and entertainment is the thing that can make you relax and relieve your tensions from your grueling days. And whether you sing up on a social networking site or simply watch them on TV do not really matter. As long as you got your funny videos for your entertainment is the main thing. Just remember when you are feeling and out, watch some humor and funny stuffs like funny videos online or on your favorite television channel.








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2011年7月4日星期一

'An American in Paris' and 'Funny Face' - Two Influential Three-Act Musicals


American in Paris featured a Black and White Ball as a turning point in its final act, which became a popular theme for balls and fundraisers. The San Francisco Symphony held its first Black and White Ball in 1956, which continues as the premier annual ball today. In New York, after the 1958 release of Truman Capote's Breakfast at Tiffany's starring Audrey Hepburn, Capote held his own famed Black and White bash at The Plaza, which was chronicled in Deborah Davis's 2006 volume Party of the Century.

And Funny Face influenced America's most influential First Lady, Jacqueline Bouvier Kennedy. Four years after the film's release, Jackie's first official trip to Paris embodied the apotheosis that Audrey Hepburn underwent in Funny Face after her earlier persona is vividly remade. Dressed in a luscious red Givenchy gown, Hepburn emerges into an all white scene at the Louvre from behind Winged Victory; her arms raise the gown material around her like exotic butterfly wings.

Like Audrey's character, Jackie had also been a bookish intellectual at the Sorbonne in Paris prior to her 1952 Newport wedding to then Senator Jack Kennedy. Like Audrey Hepburn, Jackie was also born in 1929 and 5'7 ½" tall and slim, multi-lingual, artistic and athletic, soft spoken, and also a client of Audrey Hepburn's life-long friend and collaborator, couturier Hubert d'Givenchy. Jackie refined many of their ideas, and her own, under the tutelage of her mentor and friend, Vogue editor, Diana Vreeland, who later ran MOMA's Costume Institute at Jackie's behest. Vreeland was portrayed in Funny Face as the character Maggie Preston, editor of Quality Magazine, played by Kay Thompson who was best known as the author of the Eloise series about a girl who lives at the Plaza Hotel. While a college student, Jackie Kennedy won Vogue's Prix d'Paris competition for organizing an entire magazine edition. In her submittal she imagined herself as "art director of the world." Which in a manner she became as Camelot's Queen.

Jackie was beloved in France, the world's capital for style. Two million French citizens crowded the streets waving American flags, screaming, "Viva Jacqui!" during the Kennedy's official 1961 State visit there. The usually reserved President de Gaulle, the French press, and public were especially rhapsodic over Jackie's televised interviews given in flawless French. Funny Face expressed what Jackie was by nature. And, Jackie's favored ceremonial color, white, chosen for her ethereal Inaugural gown, closed both American in Paris and Funny Face with the female leads dressed in white tulle gowns waltzing off in the arms of their prince, with Hepburn wearing the chicest wedding dress ever designed.

Art, Music, Dancing, Awards:

American in Paris and Funny Face both utilized eye-popping cinematography, vivid set and art design and featured Gershwin songbooks. The male and female leads in each film began their careers first in dancing, rather than singing or acting. At 39-years old, Gene Kelly, requested 19-year old dancer Leslie Caron for her debut film as his love interest in American in Paris. And 57-year old Fred Astaire partnered with then 27-year old Audrey Hepburn as her condition for accepting the role. Audrey had studied dance throughout childhood, holding fervently to dreams of a ballet career. After WWII when she and her mother fled Holland for London, it was a small dancing role there that won her a screen test for Willy Wilder's Roman Holiday with Gregory Peck. Hepburn won the Best Actress Oscar for Roman Holiday in 1953, four years before she filmed Funny Face, and the same year she won a Tony for the title role of Gigi on Broadway, also after being spied by accident; this time crossing a hotel lobby in the south of France. Author, Collette, honed-in on Hepburn and cried out, "There's my Gigi! As Willy Wilder said about Audrey Hepburn, "God kissed her on the cheek and there she was."

Funny Face won an Oscar for Best Art Direction, Cinematography, Costumes by Givenchy, and Original Screenplay by Alan Lerner (who often teamed with long-term collaborator Frederick Lowe to write hits like Gigi, My Fair Lady, Brigadoon, Paint Your Wagon, and Camelot, which of course became synonymous with the Kennedy Administration.) Plus a Director's Guild Award for outstanding directorial achievement by Stanley Donen, also a choreographer (and who later directed Gene Kelly in Singing in the Rain, and Audrey Hepburn and Cary Grant together in Charade, about which Donen said there was never a more enchanting couple in film history.) Funny Face also won a Palme D'Or at Cannes. And a Laurel Award from the Writer's Guild of America for Best Written American Musical.

American in Paris was nominated for eight Oscars and received six, including Academy Awards and Golden Globes for Best Picture and Best Director; a Golden Globe Award for Best Actor, Gene Kelly. In addition, Kelly received his only Oscar, as an honorary award that year for "versatility as an actor, singer, director and dancer, and specifically for his brilliant achievements in the art of choreography." The film also received Oscars for Best Cinematography, Best Costume Design, Best Musical Score, Best Writing, Scoring and Screenplay, and Best Editing,

American in Paris' 18-minute phantasmagoria at the end cost half-a-million to produce, making it one of the longest and most expensive dance pieces in film history. Producer Arthur Freed was MGM's famed czar of musicals and lured then Broadway genius Vincent Minnelli to direct some of the greatest films of the 20th Century, including American in Paris where so many scenes echo with Minnelli's stagecraft, as do others like his Meet Me in St. Louis, Kismet, Brigadoon, and Gigi.

The tonal differences in the two films is that Funny Face is the wittier, more sophisticated film, with a more absorbing plot that holds up with repeated viewings. Astaire and Hepburn were much more elegant, deft and subtle. Gene Kelly himself said that Astaire was the more aristocratic dancer and that his own dancing reflected his background in athletics and gymnastics, plus his everyman Pal Joey persona . He termed Astaire the Cary Grant of dance, to his Marlon Brando. Kelly aimed for a distinct American look. Astaire, and Hepburn were European at heart. Ironically, Leslie Caron, while being French herself, very much echoes Kelly's exuberantly American style.

The costumes in Funny Face were hands down superior. Audrey Hepburn's iconic image remains undated fifty years later. In fact, director Stanley Donen said that Audrey Hepburn was much more about fashion than acting or dancing. One of Audrey's rare disagreements with any director occurred when Donen insisted she wear white socks along with the skin tight black slacks and sweater in her solo dance number in the Paris beatnik club. She was reduced to tears from fear the white socks would "break the line." Hepburn spoke of the importance of the silhouette and that clothes should be a sleeked down vase that contains the flower. The idea of the white socks she thought was ruinous, though later, she admitted it had worked.

At MGM Arthur Freed acquired the American in Paris title from Ira Gershwin. It was from one of three of George Gershwin's symphonies, (the other two were Porgy and Bess, and Rhapsody in Blue) and became the title song. Tragically, the prolific musical genius George died much too young in 1937 at age 38 following surgery for a brain tumor to see one of his symphonies made into a major film.

Funny Face's Marketing Snafu

Hepburn had just completed King Vidor's War and Peace (1956) and wanted something light like Roman Holiday (1953) or Sabrina (1954.) She was in Paris when she first received the Funny Face script. Her first husband, Mel Ferrer said that she generally took three days to decide, but read and accepted Donen's project, which was originally named Wedding Day, in just two hours. Her mother said Funny Face was "Audrey, all the way through," while Musical Film Magazine called Funny Face the most "directorially ravishing of all American films," and Rex Reed said it was the "Best fashion show ever recorded on film." But the marketing posters fail to project any of that.

American in Paris had superior film posters. Funny Face posters failed in two ways. First, they were varied and therefore never cemented one single strong 'brand' in the public's mind that conveyed the memorable story in a glance. Second, it was a marvelously colorful film yet most of the poster images were muddied. It was Audrey Hepburn's first American film not to gross in the top ten of films in the year of its release. For many film fans her titles: Roman Holiday, Sabrina, Breakfast at Tiffany's, conjure distinct images, while Funny Face does not.

For me, An American in Paris relies on flamboyance, and seems larger because of its theatricality, though Funny Face is only ten minutes shorter and beautifully cohesive. And while the budgets for both films were similar, many scenes in American in Paris were shot on stage sets. Funny Face, filmed mostly on location, sustains an authenticity that makes watching it a pleasure, again and again.

I cannot watch the metamorphosis of Hepburn's character without recalling that this was the little girl in Nazi occupied Holland who saw her family broken apart, her lovely home ruined, her uncles taken out and shot, who was starved and existed on flower bulbs. She'd been grabbed by a machine-gun toting guard and put on line for a bus bound to a work camp, and fortunately broke away. As a child she aided the WWII Dutch resistance, grew to become a great humanitarian, an Ambassador for UNICEF, and my favorite actress.

A fighter strips down to the barest essentials, the essence. Audrey Hepburn's childhood was a fight to survive the horrors of war. As Hubert d' Givenchy said, she became a "very precise person," and this shows in her acting that always conveys the essence.

For me, Funny Face personifies charm, magic, beauty and the idea that when we open our eyes to eternal things everything changes.

I find ultimate value in what takes me to the lovely places. Audrey Hepburn in Funny Face. One of my all-time favorite films. And that's a wrap.








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2011年6月30日星期四

Shirt Series: Funny T-Shirts Will Make You Laugh Out Loud


Funny t-shirts are becoming more and more popular among kids, teenagers and adults. Funny t-shirts are available in various designs, colors, styles, looks etc. They make these types of t-shirts for every type of customer, and not necessarily for a specific group of consumers. There are wide varieties of funny t-shirts available on the market.

Some of the types of funny t-shirts are as follows:

Slogan funny t-shirts: these types of tops include funny and cool slogans which look smart and cool. Generally, these slogans are printed on the plain t-shirts. Some examples of these slogans used are nirvana, rock band, single yet again, the godfather, I am what I am, I think well when I'm drunk, etc.

Logo collar polo funny t-shirts: three kinds of t-shirts will have funny logos printed on them. Most of these types of t-shirts are collared polo t-shirts. Some of the examples of logos used are apple, love symbol, bad boy, @, No fear, wink eye, playboy, Che Guevara, etc.

Ladies tops: these types of t-shirts generally contain trendy and sweet slogans printed on them. Usually, these types of slogans are printed on basic t-shirts. Most slogans used to have to suit the girls' personality.

Kids funny t-shirts: these types of funny t-shirts are mainly designed for kids. It generally contains funny cartoon pictures, slogans like 100% cute, daddy's girl, mommy's boy, etc.

Hoodies: it is the name given to the sweatshirts or hooded tops. They can also be designed with funny logos and tags. These types of tops also fall in to the funny t-shirts category.

Round necks: most of these type of shirts will have round color with cool and funny designs, which provides a casual look. Round neck t-shirts are available for both girls and boys.








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2011年6月27日星期一

Funny Slogan T-Shirts-Tip and Ideas


These days, more and more people are wearing funny slogan t-shirts which is a good sign because it means that people are developing their sense of humor or are looking at things in a lighter and more positive perspective. There are so many t-shirts with funny slogans about different topics like politics, social issues, environment, daily life, relationships, and other random topics. But before you stack your drawers or closet with several humorous statement tees, here are some things that you should know.


In these dire times of world economic depression, people become hopeless and feel discouraged with their lives. One good way to lift people's moods anywhere you go is to wear a statement tee with a funny slogan. This might be a very small thing to do but at least it can bring smiles to other people's faces. And one smile, especially if you are the cause, is priceless.
Choose funny slogan t-shirts that are not offensive. Many people cannot distinguish funny from offensive. Avoid t-shirts that are discriminating against people in different races, gender, or religion. You should not make fun of other people's culture or way of life. Do not buy those t-shirts that have obscene or unwholesome statements that suggest sex, drugs, violence, and so on. Choose funny tees with wholesome slogans that people from all backgrounds can relate to.
If you will wear a funny statement tee, you can be sure that you will stand out from the rest because of what is written on your t-shirt. If you will go to a party and you will wear a really funny statement tee, you and your t-shirt will be the talk of the party. Your crush will surely notice you even without talking to him or her.
It is also a very friendly and funny way to tell you what you believe in. Sometimes, expressing your principles and beliefs in a straightforward manner can create conflicts between the wearer and other people who do not agree with what is written on the t-shirt. But if you will wear a funny statement shirt, the tension will not be as great and you and other people can have a peaceful disagreement about the topic.
You can create your own funny slogan which you can print on your t-shirt. If you are good at punch lines, jokes, or puns, you should take advantage of your talent to have a unique and personalized funny t-shirt. It can be related to your work, school, current issues in the news, or day to day life. It is a good way to showcase your talent. Who knows, somebody might discover your talent and your creative and witty wordings that could lead to a career in comedy and entertainment.


There are so many ideas to consider when buying or choosing funny slogan t-shirts. You should also remember the benefits that they can give you and other people. A funny atmosphere and a lighter perspective are the things that make up a happy and satisfying life in general.








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2011年6月22日星期三

How to Tell Jokes and Be Funny


Jokes are great ice breakers, mood lifters and a great source of happiness. There may be some people who are very talented when it comes to telling jokes but you can at least learn how to tell jokes and be funny.

Learning how to tell jokes and be funny can be a great skill. In fact, one of the characteristics that many women love in a man is a good sense of humor. Aside from that, many people love a funny man. Of course, nobody hates a man who can make them laugh. Aside from being a jolly companion, being funny can also make you an interesting speaker and life of the party.

Even if you are not a gifted comedian, it helps a lot to learn to tell funny jokes once in a while - to break the ice on meetings or on conversations, to be able to mingle with other people and to be more interesting. To help you with these, here are a few tips you can do.

Know your audience. It is important that you tell jokes to appropriate people and that you make sure you are crack a joke that is suited to your audience. Especially when it comes to jokes about stereotypes or ethnicity, you might want to be careful with who you are talking to before making a joke.

Find new jokes and don't just rely on those old jokes you have heard and probably everybody has heard before. This is one tip that you should keep in mind always if you want to be that funny guy. Although jokes are the most popular means of making everyone laugh, you can however find punch lines and one-liners that can also be great - and you can cultivate that if you have a talent for that.

Proper timing is also essential in learning how to tell jokes. If in a conversation you have thought about a joke that would be appropriate and of the right timing, don't wait that the atmosphere has died down before cracking that joke. It would not be funny anymore if your audience has already lost the momentum. Do not also be too eager to give all your best jokes at once. People would not be amused listening to the same old jokes over and over again, so give only jokes that are relevant to the situation at hand.

Be funny. If you want to learn how to tell jokes effectively, you have to learn how to be funny as well. Sometimes the intensity of your joke also depends on how funny you deliver them. Your facial expressions with a fun personality, it is a plus in trying to be funny.

Learn from others. The best teachers you can have on how to tell jokes effectively are the best comedians. Watch funny movies, read funny books. The more you are exposed to how great comedians deliver their jokes, the more you can learn from them. But do not duplicate them. Many people are most often disappointed in entertainers trying to be copycats of another - unless of course if you want to do an impression of a person.








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2011年6月13日星期一

Brighten Your Friend's Day with Funny Jokes


Funny jokes bring smiles to everyone, young or old, male or female. There are thousands of hilarious jokes available online so you never have to run out of funny things to send your family, friends, or coworkers.

Funny Jokes by Email - Finding Safe Jokes

With email you can send funny jokes to your friends or coworkers with the simple click of a mouse. Encouraging or funny emails always help relieve frustration during a busy workday. They bring laughs when someone's going through a stressful time. You might send funny blonde jokes to your blonde friend, or pass funny jokes about women, men, or bosses around to the men or ladies at work. There are also hilarious jokes about work, life, sex, rednecks, animals, and so forth.

Email jokes are popular, but beware of forwarding emails. Forwarding emails are emails that originate from an unknown person and begin circulating among friends via email. They often contain viruses, spy ware, or tracking codes that can hinder your computer's operation or even invade your privacy.

HINT: When sending funny jokes to friends and family, be sure to copy and paste your own set of jokes and attach your own images into the emails. Find a reputable joke site that allows you to use the available jokes so you won't have to worry about email viruses. You can read through the jokes in various categories and copy those you feel will make your friends laugh! Or, you can just send the link of the site to your friends so they can enjoy all the jokes.

Funny Videos

Everyone loves a funny video, as evidenced by the tremendous popularity of "America's Funniest Home Videos" over many years. People love to watch funny videos of funny animals, bleeps and blunders, sports blunders, practical jokes, funny accidents, and funny encounters. With the Internet, you can download funny videos for your own website and make the videos available to your website visitors. You can also download them and send the files by email or watch them on another site. You might want to make your own funny video and send it to friends and family as a joke or for a gag gift.

Funny Pictures

Another way to get some laughs with friends is to view funny pictures or pass them around by email. These can be pictures of animals, people, events, or anything that would strike someone as funny. Funny pictures can be converted to Internet files using a digital camera or digital files. They can be scanned into a computer, or if you're an artist, you might be able to draw some funny pictures.

Funny Business for Your Website

An idea for your business is to add funny pictures or funny videos to your website for visitors to watch or download. Find something funny that relates to your business. For example, if you own an insurance business, find a video or picture that uses humor to illustrate possible insurance needs. A man flipping into the air off his bike after hitting a curb is not really funny in life, but for potential insurance customers, it might bring a few laughs through a funny video. You'd be surprised at how these types of funny home videos or photos get attention and visitors!

Search online to find a funny joke site that offers written jokes, funny videos, funny pictures, and more. You can make your friends laugh every day of the week!








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2011年6月8日星期三

Funny Pictures


Do you want to get a smile on your face? Are you worried? Do you want to see something that just makes you laugh? Well, you can now look on the Internet for funny pictures that will actually make you happy.

Funny Pictures, as the name implies are so funny that anyone breaks into a loud laughter. Now funny pictures are not just restricted to children or youths, but people from all ages can enjoy viewing funny photos and just laugh loudly. you will find many such funny websites that are loaded with funny images or jokes or cartoons that will definitely make you laugh away to madness. So if you are distressed and wish to change your unexciting mood, you can simply log on to the net and view funny images online so that you smile or feel happy for sometime. Always remember 'Laughter is the best Medicine', so it is recommended to laugh for some time in a day to keep your body healthy and fine.

Now, you may be just wondering, how do we find some funny images that will actually make us feel happy/joyful and fresh? So, here we go:

- There are several online websites that are actually loaded with enormous funny images that will change your mood and you will feel pleasant the very next moment, just search on popular search engines like Yahoo search, MSN, Google etc. If you wish to see some special funny photos, you can put in those suitable keywords and you will get what you are browsing/searching for, for example, funny faces, funny kids, funny cartoons, funny animals etc..

- There are several forums on the net that are specifically meant for funny things. These might have jokes, funny pictures, funny cartoon clippings or everything that is funny. You will find funny stories with animated pictures posted here. You can easily find funny forums by looking for it on the net. You will definitely roll down to laughter by seeing or reading funny things out there .

- You might generally get funny pictures in your inbox of your email account, these are simply forwards that are sent to you to make you laugh. You get these funny pictures from these funny websites once you provide them your email address. These are just here to make you happy. To get the latest funny pictures, you simply drop in your email and there your inbox is loaded with lots of funny photos just for you to make you laugh.

Internet is top source of entertainment and your contentment. Always keep a cute smile on your face by viewing funny photos on your monitor, as there are variety of funny pictures just for you. If you want these funny pictures on your system, just download it from any funny website. So, smile daily and also make others smile by forwarding them these funny images. If you are feeling low or sad, you can make yourself happy by viewing these funny images on the Internet. Funny pictures are just for you to make your day! Log on today and find the funniest pictures of the world. And remember, there is someone who actually cares for your smile.








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2011年6月3日星期五

Funny T-shirts


Humor makes us laugh. It makes us realize that life is beautiful and enjoyable. When humor is printed in T-shirt, then a simple plain T-shirt which is very dull and boring suddenly becomes Funny T-shirt that grabs everyone's attention. The humor printed on funny T-shirts can be in the form of funny sayings, cool messages, jokes and catchy funky graphics. The main intention of these types of t-shirts is to prickle the funny fillet.

Popularity of Funny T-shirts - These T-shirts are very popular amongst kids as well as young adults and teenagers. The main reason behind the popularity of Funny T-shirts is because it lets you convey you message to the world. Whatever you want to say to the world, be it funny message, joke, sayings, political quotes or your personal thoughts, just put it on your T-shirt and let the world know your thoughts. Secondly, Funny T-shirts are very stylish and cool. It looks stylish on kids, teenagers as well as young adults and one feel very relaxed and comfortable in Funny T-shirts compared to casuals because of skin-friendly cloth. Finally, Funny T-shirts are guaranteed way to bring smile on people's face and spark a conversation in any setting.

Content of Funny T-shirts - Content is king and this is the same for T-shirts. When it comes to choosing content for print on T-shirts, you have variety of funny graphics, funny sayings, messages and jokes. It is really a very daunting task, but thanks to internet technology, now you need not to lot of work. You can visit various websites where you can choose from a Variety of stuff to be printed on your T-shirt.

Things to consider - There are variety of stuff available that confused you about which t-shirt should I buy. Here are few things to consider while buying funny t-shirts:

o Quality of cotton - Quality comes first.

o Shrinkage - Make sure it doesn't shrink after wash.

o Color - Choose one that you like.

o Message - Make sure it is not offensive and insulting for others. It should be able to convey your message. It shouldn't be much longer. Check internet for funny sayings or quotes or from movie dialogues to put on T-shirt.

Being able to make you a stylish, confident as well as humorous person and transmit your thoughts to the world, Funny T-shirts have long way to go.








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2011年5月31日星期二

Funny Sayings on T-Shirts


Do you always thirst for attention? Do you always want people to remember you? Well, you can do all you want to become known. You can tumble, eat an elephant, drink hot coffee through your eyes, juggle 5 swords, befriend a greyhound, anything dangerous. Just make sure you're safe at the end of the day. Meanwhile, while you are trying to draw the eyes of many, there is an effective way to save you from yourself. You can still be an attention-catcher by just plainly walking on the street. Wear t-shirts with good designs or t-shirts with funny sayings.

Funny t-shirts are funny not with its layout, on what was written there. For sure, all the people in front of you will lean closer just to see what you're shirt is saying. Statement shirts are the new black in fashion. A lot of people are wearing funny t-shirts because they represent a lot, more than just a fashion statement. Like when you say "Fat people are hard to kidnap" for sure fat people will react, keeping it to themselves. If you want to look funny, wear hilarious t-shirts. Make fun of the old sayings. You can also play on road signs, gay pick up lines, anything in the world you think is funny. The newer the punchline is, the better. You can say anything on your funny t shirt. Because when we say funny, it is not offensive. Only dumb people gets offended by the shirt.

"My resolution is to get healthier while still destroying myself with alcohol and drugs". It is inspirational, isn't it? You can mock people without directly saying it. Through your custom shirt, you can say, " I see dumb people", or "this guy beside me is an idiot". You told the truth and you stayed safe.

There are many things you can put to make funny t-shirts. If you want, you can put there all stupid jokes.. You can also tell to all the people how much you love sex. A little gross, but it is alright. At least you've expressed yourself. You can mock politicians. You can screw their famous lines, or their faces to become funnier. This will need you bravery. You can also claim you've had an affair with Angelina Jolie or any celebrity.

Through your funny t-shirts, you are very much welcome to become mean and stubborn. You can say whatever you want. Whatever means here both offensive and inspirational. Of course, if it is not a funny saying, you won't draw attention. Funny t-shirts are supposed to make people laugh. You should wear them with confidence, you'll see them all laughing at you.








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